petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!
❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Friendly reminder that murder on the behalf of others is a SKILL that these hard working people deserve COMPENSATION FOR!?!
Hitmen should be PAID for their services just as you would pay for literally any other service! 💰😤 Stop expecting SKILLED murderers to murder for you for free.
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.
edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.
If someone proposed to me with a dagger I might die
motions to @we-are-blacksmith
Will help seduce with knives. Or armor. An elegantly chased gauntlet or a lantern shield is one of the quickest ways to one’s heart. But you can’t go wrong with a seax.
Smile Bomb
Okay, how the hell. This is THE most crystal clear version of Smile Bomb I’ve listened to, and the creditless opening video is also like SHARP, like holy shit this is as if it were released TODAY type of clarity and it’s messing with me.
Oh hey look it’s my FAVORITE fucking song on earth aside from the ghost busters theme.
4kids yami: ive learned the error of my ways after the incident with kaiba and i promise not to hurt anyone else while dueling and rely on the power of friendship uwu
manga yami:
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Rare video footage of a tall child discussing diner antics in the wild
